Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize