I want to stick my p in your. b.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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