after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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