check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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