I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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