Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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