this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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