Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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