I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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