oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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