But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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