There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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