The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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