I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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