if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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