now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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