Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
handjob tips. give me some.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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