I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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