I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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