I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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