Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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