I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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