Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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