she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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