i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
it's great music for shaving your balls
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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