My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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