That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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