i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
where am i from again
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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