i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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