trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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