Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize