so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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