But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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