doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My ATM looks so different sober.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
