make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
