Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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