i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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