Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize