I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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