What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
