why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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