This is not my ceiling
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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