Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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