He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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