this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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