Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just forgot I was standing up.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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