My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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