question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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