Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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