I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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