I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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