where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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