I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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