In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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