I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
