when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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