Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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