he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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